Done esta la biblioteca?

I very much like my school and all my previous instructors, but I can't hold this back anymore. Who gives a fuck where the library is? Everyone in this class has a hard enough time ordering a sandwhich, we aren't going to seek out a fucking library card let alone a book written in a language we don't know. Jesus. Can we start with "I like my coffee black", I'm about to shit my pants" or "Where did you get those earrings"? Anything that humans actually say. Where is the library? When is the last time anyone asked you where the damn librabry is?